You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I don’t want do die Now.
U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!
The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away…
Flirt but be alert.
Intel inside……….fool is out side.
Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must.
Love all; hate none…see all; select one..
He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My T0p 0ff. He Puts His Lips 0n Mine,But D0n’t W0rry I’m a Bottle 0f Wine..
Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced it; Laila & Majnoo died for it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don’t go for it.
LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!
Loved by FEW Hated by MANY Feared by ALL.
I cant help falling in love with u….
Love can sometimes be magic… But magic can sometimes just be an illusion!!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past u again?
From : Funny One Liners
Friday, March 21, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Funny Insulting Quotes
FUNNY Insulting Sayings
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
- Anonymous
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
- Anonymous
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- Oscar Wilde's Funny Quotes
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
- William Hazlitt
A slander is like a hornet; if you can’t kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
- H.W. Shaw
I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.
– George Grossmith
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
– Harold Wilson's Funny Quotes
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!
- Anonymous
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.
- Anonymous
I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
- Steven Pearl
I’ve had a wonderful evening - but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx's Sayings
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
Article taken from Funny Junk
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
- Anonymous
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
- Anonymous
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- Oscar Wilde's Funny Quotes
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
- William Hazlitt
A slander is like a hornet; if you can’t kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
- H.W. Shaw
I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.
– George Grossmith
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
– Harold Wilson's Funny Quotes
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!
- Anonymous
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.
- Anonymous
I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
- Steven Pearl
I’ve had a wonderful evening - but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx's Sayings
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
Article taken from Funny Junk
Things in Football
Funny Things in Football
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It’s a Funny Game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He’s got great hands.
Article taken from Funny Junk
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It’s a Funny Game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He’s got great hands.
Article taken from Funny Junk
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